salutations, dear gentlemen (i'd bet my balls there's no non-butch ladies on here),
my name is neil. i'm an academic with a mental illness and a cat named Sully -- the least neurotic human in my life, so far as i can tell. i do not understand women too much; they possibly make up for shallowness and greed with stupidity so profound it comes across as charming fecetiousness. still, i feel that i owe much to many of the women i know. shit, the only reason this is in my general intro right now is because my gf Ramona is really really fucked up and i'm very distraught over her.